Year of the Rooster? How about year of the Orange Clucker??? Here’s hoping that you’re ready to eat a ton of bird because this year will be so full of guano that the only comfort you’d have is knowing where all that shit came from. It’s ONLY BEEN A WEEK and the Donald has shat on everything you could think of. Please be merry, please enjoy dumplings or a hot pot and PLEASE think of positive things folks. We’re in for a long one, so let’s celebrate now, and get ready to bring it to “Donny” in the coming year.