Thanksgiving has finally snuck up behind us and we haven’t a damn clue of what we are doing. Are we cooking anything? Do you know what you’re going say to your Trump-loving relatives? Can Gary Johnson make Pumpkin Pie? Who died and made you King? Now before you answer these questions, here’s 14 tips to help you survive this Holiday without setting yourself on fire. They are all obvious nods to the Onion, but this is my blog and I’m sticking to it!
I continue to be filled with both despair and fire after Tuesday’s result, where the popular vote for Hilary was overshadowed by the Electoral juggernaut of Donald Trump. Nothing encapsulates this more than Van Jones’ emotional response on the verge of the Republican’s grasp of the Presidency.
Not a Cubs fan. Not a bandwagon fan. Frankly, I hate baseball and if I had to choose a team, it would probably be the White Sox. However, I am Northside native and the least I can do is congratulate them. Those 108 years are finally a thing of the past. Now go party!